MEME: Never Have I Ever

[kseda.livejournal.com]

Since we haven't done it since JUNE:

Never Have I Ever

★ Have your character post a top-level comment with something in the form of "never have I ever __________________" -- gone skinny dipping, been in a threesome, cheated on a test, etc. it can be anything, innocuous or completely dirty.

★ If you post a "never have I ever" you are thereby signing up to play the rest of the game as best you can, owning up to whatever anyone else has posted or will post after you.

★ You own up by replying to the "never have I ever" challenge comment, saying you've done it. You get one point for everything you have done - IE: if you have gone skinny dipping, been in a threesome, cheated on a test, etc.

★ Your "never have I ever" comment should be something you have never done, because the point of the game is to have the lowest score possible. though you can certainly post something you *have* done in order to out other people and make them get more points.

Final scorecard will go up eventually. Keep in mind that although this is a (more or less) IC meme it has no bearing on gameplay, and any secrets revealed here go back to being secret when not basking in the light of Moby's gleaming cranium. GO GO GO. There is no such thing as tagging in late, please do join the mayhem :D

Comments

[timedaughter]

The Adipose have a breeding planet full of animals. They overfeed the animals until they're fat and happy, at which point the Adipose seed them by placing their reproductive gel -- basically their sperm, but the parent DNA is combined inside one compound -- into the animal feed.

After it's eaten, the compound settles into the animal's fat. Once millions of animals have been successfully seeded, the gel's rapid gestation is then triggered by a frequency the Adipose give off, usually through a machine for maximum efficiency. Baby Adipose form directly from the fat in the animals, basically popping out of the animals as cute little fat blobs.

Seriously. They're adorable, but made completely of fat.

Then all the millions of the little darlings are whisked away on mum and dad's nursery ship to grow into big, adult Adipose.

[smecker.livejournal.com]

See? That's all fascinating from a scientific point of view and it leaves me wishing I had the biological background to ponder the impossibilities thereof-- but it doesn't leave me going oh fucking christ, the woman I'm talking to was mass-produced for purposes of waging war and is actually younger, chronologically speaking, then many of my articles of clothing.

[timedaughter]

Oh, get over it. You're so touchy.