MEME: DRABBLICIOUS

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We haven't had a drabble meme in p. much forever SO HAVE AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE:

THE FAUX FIC MEME
→ Tag in with your characters
→ Other people will tag you with a short description/title/concept about a scene that you have not had together.
→ You write one sentence (or more if the muse takes you) from that scene.

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Jayne Cobb

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the time Jayne and Jason went paintballing

(I don't know anything about True Blood, so hopefully I get Jason right)

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(Also, to anyone who's ever seen Spaced, yeah the paintball scene inspired me.)

Jayne pressed himself against the wall of the shanty as paintballs flew past. Turning to Jason, he gave a bunch of complicated hand signals that basically meant "You go that way, I'll go this way, and we'll outflank them."

Jason nodded, gave a thumbs up, then did a dive/roll out from their spot of cover and began crawling on his belly like he was in 'Nam. Jayne rolled his eyes at the display and came out firing, grinning with satisfaction as he got an Extra right over the heart. He worked his way around, picking off more Extras and was nearly through when he felt a sharp punch to his side. Looking down, he saw a bright green spot on his padding.

"Gorramit!" he yelled in annoyance. The Extra who had done it, however, was soon shot in the back by Jason, and quietly walked towards the exit, leaving the two men.

Jason spotted the mark on Jayne and gasped, dropping to his knees dramatically and shouting, "Nooooooo!"

With a grunt, Jayne pulled off his goggles. "It's a damn sight better'n gettin' shot for real. C'mon, let's get us some beers."

Cutting his cry of anguish short, Jason got back to his feet and and set his paintball rifle against his shoulder. "Yeah, all right. The dead gets to buy the living a round."

Casually, Jayne swung his gun around and fired a shot at Jason's thigh. "Or we can jus' buy our own."

"...Or that."