aintnoconvict: (proceed with extreme caution)
Glitch ([personal profile] aintnoconvict) wrote in [community profile] hamsterball2012-03-27 12:17 pm

Idle Nerdery and Statistics Inside

Hi Taxon! I've frequently laughed hysterically about the wonky age demographics in the city, and while at work today I opted to do some number crunching and see just how goofy it is. I got my numbers from the wiki and also guestimation, so there's likely a large margin of error at play. Anyway:

The Guys: Adjusted for Josef. ETA and Bagoas.
Average Age: 316
Tossing Out Long (who I pegged at 3,500 CORRECT ME DIEN): 88
Also Tossing Out The Other Cheaters (Jack, James, Josef, and Spike): 37, minus Mick as well is 32
Also Tossing Out The Kids (Briar, Party): 41, minus Mick is 35
Median Age: 46

The Ladies:
Average Age (including Dru who I pegged at 190 CORRECT ME EMMA): 36
Tossing Out Dru: 23
Also Tossing Out The Kids (Kitten, Sandry): 25
Median Age: 25

Of note: the male/female split right now is exactly 50/50 at 13 each. ETA: wait I lied and neglected Josef. So 14 guys and 13 girls and the guys are not getting ANY YOUNGER AT ALL. /re-does numbers)

ETA the second: wait no also Bagoas so that's 13/15 GUYS WHO ELSE IS NOT ON THE "CURRENT CHARACTERS" PAGE.

ETA once more: also Madelyne, which brings us to 14/15 and also ages the ladies up slightly but I am not doing math again. /sits down

Conclusion: we need some dudebros. Feel free to discuss.
thornandmoss: (joy)

[personal profile] thornandmoss 2012-03-27 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar still says he's not a kid.

And I love numbers.
ownlittleprison: (v: never get the devil outside of me)

[personal profile] ownlittleprison 2012-03-27 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDDDDDDDD

Mick's just glad to know he's considered a gent. You should've seen him in the 1980's, though.
loves_bitch: (Billy Sneer)

[personal profile] loves_bitch 2012-03-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
*arches a brow*
buffy_slayer: (Default)

[personal profile] buffy_slayer 2012-03-28 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Sigh. That icon.
loves_bitch: (Ummmmmm)

[personal profile] loves_bitch 2012-03-28 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I do what I can, ma'am.
no_rose_tint: (Default)

[personal profile] no_rose_tint 2012-03-29 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Question.

Dudebros?
no_rose_tint: (Default)

[personal profile] no_rose_tint 2012-03-29 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, this is not a term I knew! Maybe it is American and not used here... or I'm a social hermit. Either is fairly likely.
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[personal profile] blue_bird 2012-03-29 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Jumping in to add my ever-useful 2 cents: that sometimes "bro" is pronounced like "brah".