Idle Nerdery and Statistics Inside

[aintnoconvict]

Hi Taxon! I've frequently laughed hysterically about the wonky age demographics in the city, and while at work today I opted to do some number crunching and see just how goofy it is. I got my numbers from the wiki and also guestimation, so there's likely a large margin of error at play. Anyway:

The Guys: Adjusted for Josef. ETA and Bagoas.
Average Age: 316
Tossing Out Long (who I pegged at 3,500 CORRECT ME DIEN): 88
Also Tossing Out The Other Cheaters (Jack, James, Josef, and Spike): 37, minus Mick as well is 32
Also Tossing Out The Kids (Briar, Party): 41, minus Mick is 35
Median Age: 46

The Ladies:
Average Age (including Dru who I pegged at 190 CORRECT ME EMMA): 36
Tossing Out Dru: 23
Also Tossing Out The Kids (Kitten, Sandry): 25
Median Age: 25

Of note: the male/female split right now is exactly 50/50 at 13 each. ETA: wait I lied and neglected Josef. So 14 guys and 13 girls and the guys are not getting ANY YOUNGER AT ALL. /re-does numbers)

ETA the second: wait no also Bagoas so that's 13/15 GUYS WHO ELSE IS NOT ON THE "CURRENT CHARACTERS" PAGE.

ETA once more: also Madelyne, which brings us to 14/15 and also ages the ladies up slightly but I am not doing math again. /sits down

Conclusion: we need some dudebros. Feel free to discuss.

Comments

[thornandmoss]

Briar still says he's not a kid.

And I love numbers.

[aintnoconvict]

You're a relative tiny, Briar, sit down XD

[ownlittleprison]

XDDDDDDDDD

Mick's just glad to know he's considered a gent. You should've seen him in the 1980's, though.

[loves_bitch]

*arches a brow*

[buffy_slayer]

Sigh. That icon.

[loves_bitch]

I do what I can, ma'am.

[no_rose_tint]

Question.

Dudebros?

[aintnoconvict]

Young guys out looking to score hotties. Tend to call each other "dude" and "bro" a lot. Also known as "douchebros" because they tend to be jerks.

[no_rose_tint]

Ahh, this is not a term I knew! Maybe it is American and not used here... or I'm a social hermit. Either is fairly likely.

[blue_bird]

Jumping in to add my ever-useful 2 cents: that sometimes "bro" is pronounced like "brah".