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The Test Drive Meme

Bad news! You've been kidnapped by aliens to a very randomly planned city inside a moon in a galaxy far far away. The aliens have done this for the lulz. And research. But mostly lulz. Lots of bad and strange things happen, as the collection of weirdo citizens will no doubt tell you. The good news is this is a quiet day with absolutely no horrors, so grab your tablet and get to exploring and/or trolling.

Aww yiss open-to-all-and-any test drive meme. Have some rules, such as they are:
1. Tag in with a character. Any character. Any medium. One you've already apped, one you're thinking of apping, one you'll never app, go wild.
2. That character has either a) just arrived in Taxon or b) has been stuck in the city for some time. Totally up to you.
3. You do not have to be a member of Taxon to participate. All are welcome to pop on in and be enabled!
4. App these fabulous people :D

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"If you want a glass, you gotta do the same thing."

Since she knew some people preferred to drink their wine in a glass instead of straight out of the bottle. She didn't need one for her coke, but she was at least trying to be accommodating.

"Particular, are they?" He'll do it anyway, of course. Drinking out of the bottle is so uncivilized. He's just going to complain about it.

"Always."

Once he's got his glass, she raises her bottle. Okay, so it's not quite the same, but at least she's trying to be... civilized or polite or whatever.

Smiling again, he tips his glass in her direction, then gestures vaguely with the bottle. "Where to next?"

"Tell me what you're interested in. It's hard to cater to someone if you don't know them."

Why was she even doing this?

"I'm a scientist, an inventor. What more do you need to know?" He rolled back slightly on his heels, studying her. "Why don't you start with living quarters. Someplace less crowded."

She glared at him in return, really starting to dislike him. He was just as arrogant as her biological father - maybe more so - and he was really pissing her off.

"Half of the buildings in the city are residences. It's just a matter of finding something you like."

It was true, but even so, she turned and started walking down the street, taking a gulp of her coke and really wishing she'd gone for the alcohol herself. This guy was really annoying.

He wouldn't take kindly to that observation, but it's their similarities that make him hate the man.

"So you just walk in and take over?"

Okay, maybe he could grow to like this place.

She nodded. "Pretty much. That's what I did anyway and so far I haven't gotten dumped on the streets again."

She also didn't really think he would need her help on that one.