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The Test Drive Meme

Bad news! You've been kidnapped by aliens to a very randomly planned city inside a moon in a galaxy far far away. The aliens have done this for the lulz. And research. But mostly lulz. Lots of bad and strange things happen, as the collection of weirdo citizens will no doubt tell you. The good news is this is a quiet day with absolutely no horrors, so grab your tablet and get to exploring and/or trolling.

Aww yiss open-to-all-and-any test drive meme. Have some rules, such as they are:
1. Tag in with a character. Any character. Any medium. One you've already apped, one you're thinking of apping, one you'll never app, go wild.
2. That character has either a) just arrived in Taxon or b) has been stuck in the city for some time. Totally up to you.
3. You do not have to be a member of Taxon to participate. All are welcome to pop on in and be enabled!
4. App these fabulous people :D

Comments

[ironfright]

"Unfortunately," Puck glowered, but no enough not to stare at Odo. "Though apparently we've gotten some new, uh, faces since then."

[constableodo]

Odo chuckled. "Exactly what do you mean?" Was he alluding to his unusual face? He wasn't that good at faces.

[ironfright]

[ oh. the really dense ones weren't as fun to tease. ]

Something like that. So who's in charge now?

[constableodo]

[Good thing Odo wasn't dense, then. He chuckled. The best question would have been is there actually anyone in charge. Besides, whoever that was seriously needed some security personel to take care of things.]

I'm afraid they've been... elusive so far. [He laughed ironically.]

wow I just realized I'd switched formats, lmao

[ironfright]

[ a deadpan look ]

Have you tried following the trail of fur?

ha

[constableodo]

[Oh, this one definitely takes the cake. A trail of fur? Ha. Odo sighs and shakes his head.]

The trail of fur. [He rolls his eyes.]

Re: ha

[ironfright]

By your reaction, I'll guess that you're new here or you'd know that wasn't a metaphor. I hope they didn't put you in charge of welcoming the new arrivals.

Re: ha

[constableodo]

[Odo looks thoughtful. You guessed right.] Good observation. I indeed arrived an hour ago. Which means, I still haven't been told about some... furry beings being in charge. [Odo put two and two together. 'Trail of fur'? 'Not a metaphor'? Definitely means actual furry beings in charge. It's not like it's any strange; he's a shapeshifter, after all.]

Who by the way haven't put me in charge of anything, unfortunately. [He shakes his head. He wouldn't mind putting himself in charge of security, himself.]

[ironfright]

Or fortunately, depending on each person's perspective.

[ then, more to himself than to Odo ]

I wonder if they fixed everything while I was gone...

[constableodo]

[Odo chuckles. Fortunately. What does that imply, exactly? He crosses his arms slowly and starts glaring at you.]

What do you mean by fortunately? And... what should have been fixed?

[ironfright]

[ That took a lot longer than it usually did for Puck to start being glared at... perhaps he was losing his touch. He ignores the first question to answer the second. ]

How often people disappeared. Almost half the city left inside a month, when I was last here.

[constableodo]

Half of the city? [Security was seriously lacking in here. Odo shook his head in bewilderement. He should have been there to investigate and do something about it. He sighed.]

[ironfright]

There was never any real explanation for it... at least, none I ever heard.

Maybe this time around. I wonder if my apartment is still empty.

[constableodo]

[Oh, security was really lacking. Nobody has a clue what happened? Odo rolled his eyes, chuckled and slowly crossed his arms.]

And you didn't notice anything?

[ironfright]

You seem awfully amused for someone who's been here only an hour.

Nothing of note.

[constableodo]

[Odo lets out an ironic chuckle. Amused? Ha. He stares at you, arms crossed.]

And what have you noticed that's not of note?

[ironfright]

That people aren't good at thinking long term in this place.

[constableodo]

Ha! [When do people ever think long term. What, does it mean it's even worse here? Ha.]

Oh, I'm sure they aren't. People keep disappearing, remember? [There is so much irony in his voice. Odo chuckles.]