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The Test Drive Meme

Bad news! You've been kidnapped by aliens to a very randomly planned city inside a moon in a galaxy far far away. The aliens have done this for the lulz. And research. But mostly lulz. Lots of bad and strange things happen, as the collection of weirdo citizens will no doubt tell you. The good news is this is a quiet day with absolutely no horrors, so grab your tablet and get to exploring and/or trolling.

Aww yiss open-to-all-and-any test drive meme. Have some rules, such as they are:
1. Tag in with a character. Any character. Any medium. One you've already apped, one you're thinking of apping, one you'll never app, go wild.
2. That character has either a) just arrived in Taxon or b) has been stuck in the city for some time. Totally up to you.
3. You do not have to be a member of Taxon to participate. All are welcome to pop on in and be enabled!
4. App these fabulous people :D

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[pretty_girl]

Brooke might as well be looking at a guy with three heads, and takes no comfort in whatever the hell he just said, because she's too busy looking at him like he has three heads.

There's no way she's not hallucinating right now.

"Alright, buddy, I don't know what exactly my subconscious is trying to tell me right now, but I'm pretty sure you're not Brad Pitt, so I'd really like to wake up now."

She folds her arms and huffs. Anytime now.

[constableodo]

Odo is a bit miffed by her tone and has no idea who Brad Pitt is, except he might be from Earth by the sound of his name. He also expected to be looked at as if he had three heads; after all, there are no other Changelings here that he knows of, and the ones that might be on Earth have taken human form.

But she expressed a concern that is also his, and he believes many others'. He sighs.

"Believe it, I would like to wake up, too. But we can't." He shakes his head and sighs again.

[pretty_girl]

She still looks at him, unmoving and petulant. The longer she stands here in this circular, shiny room, the more fearful she gets. Just to be certain, she pinches the skin of her elbow. Nope. Still here.

"Oh my God, I've been kidnapped," she says, rolling her eyes to look at the ceiling and then back down at the fancy phone. She wasn't even rich anymore, how could she afford the ransom? "What's with the creepy mask?" she asks him. "As if this place wasn't scary enough."

[constableodo]

"I'm sorry, what mask?"

Then he realizes she must be talking about his face. He raises his head, opens his mouth and nods in understanding.

"Ah... I'm not very good with faces, I'm afraid."

[pretty_girl]

She stares at him, open-mouthed and wide-eyed. No way. This has to be a nightmare. She shakes her head, and tears sting her eyes.

"Oh my God," she says, taking a step backward. "Is that what they're gonna do to me?" She touches a cheek with her hand.

[constableodo]

Odo is floored. She seems to believe he's been forcibly operated on and whoever runs this place does that to everyone who comes here. He stares at her and shakes his head frantically.

He then takes his most reassuring and apologetic voice. "Nobody's going to do anything to you. I'm a shapeshifter. I'm afraid this is the best humanoid face I can do."

[pretty_girl]

A shapeshifter. Brooke could have laughed, and cried. A part of her wonders if this is someone playing a joke on her. One of the kids on the basketball team, maybe, wanting to get a good scare out of the cheerleader. But she knows better.

What has she done to deserve this? Sure, she can be a bitch sometimes, but hello? So is half of Tree Hill, including the boys. She's just better at it.

"Can I get out of here?" she sniffs, deciding to ignore his face and just look at the walls. "This place is giving me the creeps."

[constableodo]

Odo sighs and shakes his head. This place could give the creeps to anyone.

"I'm afraid I don't know how to get out. And I must admit this place is not the most reassuring."

[pretty_girl]

Now the tears almost fall. "So I'm just...stuck in this stupid room? There's not even a closet here."

She hugs the towel closer to her, but her face melts from fear to fierceness. She's Brooke Davis, for God's sake. Whoever did this is going to pay. "Whatever little perverted geek decided it was a good idea to bring me here? Is going to get his ass sued when I get out."

[constableodo]

Oh, you mean the room, not the whole place.

"You can get out of this room, but I'm afraid there isn't much to go to. You just have to pick up this communication device and the door will open. As for who brought us here, I'm afraid I'm unable to tell you."

Odo sighs.

[pretty_girl]

To test him, she does pick up the tablet. And as soon as she does, the door swings open. She eyes it with relief and suspicion. What if whatever's out there is worse? What if that's what they want, to lure her out of this room and into...a pack of wolves, or something? A group of men waiting to rape her or kill her? Brooke shivers at the thought, goosebumps prickling her skin.

But she has to take a shot, right? And the guy talking to her doesn't seem so bad, even though he'd be better off with a paper bag. She manages a small, grateful smile at him. "Um. Thanks? I guess. Mr. Skin-changer guy."

[constableodo]

Odo nods a 'you're welcome'.

"Odo. Happy to help."

If you get out of the room, you might be able to see him.