Oh shit it's a hamster, GET IN THE CAR

[aintnoconvict]

The Test Drive Meme

Bad news! You've been kidnapped by aliens to a very randomly planned city inside a moon in a galaxy far far away. The aliens have done this for the lulz. And research. But mostly lulz. Lots of bad and strange things happen, as the collection of weirdo citizens will no doubt tell you. The good news is this is a quiet day with absolutely no horrors, so grab your tablet and get to exploring and/or trolling.

Aww yiss open-to-all-and-any test drive meme. Have some rules, such as they are:
1. Tag in with a character. Any character. Any medium. One you've already apped, one you're thinking of apping, one you'll never app, go wild.
2. That character has either a) just arrived in Taxon or b) has been stuck in the city for some time. Totally up to you.
3. You do not have to be a member of Taxon to participate. All are welcome to pop on in and be enabled!
4. App these fabulous people :D

Comments

Gamzee Makara | Homestuck | AU/Aged up

[lovesfaygo]

[ Taxon gets nothing but a few lines of text sent to their device: ]

so where does anyone
GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
all up in here
BECAUSE I'VE GOT MOTHERFUCKING QUESTIONS
and not a lot of answers.
HONK.
honk.
:0)

[ text, mmmhm ]

[aintnoconvict]

[ oh dear everloving Zoltan this is sure gonna be A Thing which is happening. ]

One: watch the language.

Two: Try asking, that tends to help.

permatext because it's gamzee

[lovesfaygo]

i just
MOTHERFUCKING ASKED YOU, HOMIE.
just what
IS THE MOTHERFUCKING REPRIMENDING SUPPOSED TO BE FOR EXACTLY, BROTHER?
just help a motherfucker out honk :0)

ayup~

[aintnoconvict]

[ holy crow this icon like never gets used. ]

Right, apologies, silly me hoping for some civility. And "shit" is a very broad term but you can get whatever you want from the hatches. Otherwise: kidnapped by aliens, no way back to your home, try and stay out of trouble. Shiny?

[lovesfaygo]

Woaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
let's just back the motherfuck up
FOR TWO MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS
and go to the beginning.
ARE YOU A MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN?

[aintnoconvict]

Yes.

Okay not an Earth-human but still human. Mostly.

[lovesfaygo]

not an earth-human?
I WAS MOTHERFUCKING TOLD THAT YOU BROTHERS AND SISTERS HAD ONLY ONE MOTHERFUCKING PLANET.
i think there was a moon or some shit involved, too.

[aintnoconvict]

Yeah, sorry, you're going to have to add at least one more alternate dimension to that list.

1/?????

[lovesfaygo]

honk

2/?????

[lovesfaygo]

HONK

3/?????

[lovesfaygo]

honk

4/?????

[lovesfaygo]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKKKKKKKKKKK
:0)
that's what i
HAVE TO MOTHERFUCKING SAY TO THAT

[aintnoconvict]

I take it that news wasn't welcome?

[lovesfaygo]

it's okay brother, calm your motherfucking tits.
I'M JUST A LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING TIRED
of all of these alternate dimensions.
HURTS MY MOTHERFUCKING HEAD.

[text]

[betterthantruth]

I would advise making use of the nearest restroom. As for questions, I should think it self explanatory.

[text] in which gamzee does not get the misunderstanding

[lovesfaygo]

......what

[text] oh there's no misunderstanding, it's just Garak being a bit of a troll, as is his wont

[betterthantruth]

I beg your pardon, was I being obtuse?

[text]

[lovesfaygo]

it's ok. you're full of
MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES
so being obtuse is okay, brother.
HONK
:0)