the "never have i ever" meme

[justsay_goodbye]

the never have i ever meme

RULES:
> comment IC with your character, stating something that they have never done (e.g. "never have I ever spent time in jail")
> if your character HAS done something another character has "never" done, they must reply to that comment by taking a sip of a drink
> respond to other characters' comments with shock/awe/curiosity
> OPTIONAL BONUS ROUND: collect sips throughout the meme and win an embarrassing hangover! (if your character is too young to drink, you are exempt from this :T)

Comments

[aintnoconvict]

Never have I ever been to Earth fired a gun.

[longaevus]

[ Great start there. SIP ]

[aintnoconvict]

I know my audience.

[longaevus]

Apparently so.

[sourcebloodaughter]

[ damn. BIG SIP. ]

[unnaturalpause]

[And a sip here.]

[thornandmoss]

What's a gun?

[aintnoconvict]

It's a weapon that shoots small metal projectiles called bullets at a high enough velocity to injure or...kill a target. Well, not a target but like if you're hunting or...

[thornandmoss]

Ah. It should have been obvious that was a weapon. I think I'll continue not firing them.

[Briar has killed, but not with a gun.]

[buffy_slayer]

...Does a rocket launcher count?

[cleanthingsup]

[ A sigh and a sip. ] Afghanistan.

[killtheparty]

...Are you serious?

[ HUGEST SIP EVER. ]

[cherricola]

[ And a sip for Cherri, too.]

[hawksandbullets]

[/frown. /sip.]

[smecker]

You dick, Glitch. *drinks*

[aintnoconvict]

I play to win, okay.

[imperial_long]

I hadn't, before Taxon. Ah well. *pours himself some brandy and has a sip*

[aintnoconvict]

I'm sorry. [ dman this stupid city. ]

[imperial_long]

Nothing to be sorry for, I think. The gun has only been fired in practice.

[hasaheart]

[sips for the fifteen friggin' rounds of his revolver]

If I get drunk, I'm holding you responsible. B|

[aintnoconvict]

It's not my fault you can't aim. [ well. ] Except when it counts, like...in case of mobats. Thanks.

[ and because it's february and we can't have lighthearted shenanigans without invoking zombies. ] And I'm sorry, cuz. Well. Maybe I should have.

[cptjackharkness]

Yeah. [Drinks]