This, However, IS A Meme

[kseda.livejournal.com]

So many apologies...

DATING SINCE FOREVER

1) POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS (ONE PER COMMENT)
2) RESPOND TO OTHER PEOPLE
3) THOSE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG
4) ???
5) LOTS OF RANDOM SHIPPING PROFIT

stolen from mutantprom

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[exdemon]

[She's... quirky.]

/secretly ships this

[tailblade.livejournal.com]

[Ax is lighting candles. Lots of them. Haphazardly, on every available surface. He sees Anya come in. He's in human morph, don't worry.]

I am performing a courtship ritual. Ri-choo-ul. The courting humans in The Young and the Restless perform this ritual.

...I can see the logic.

[exdemon]

Oh! Does it lead to sex?

[tailblade.livejournal.com]

The sequence begins with candles. Then I serve you food prepared with primitive electrical appliances. Then we eat the food, and I comment on the desirability of your various bodily features. That is the point in the sequence when you initiate sex. We must have sex near the candles without igniting ourselves. It is a delicate process.

I may need to take time to demorph and remorph. I hope you will not mind this interruption.

[exdemon]

...couldn't we skip to the sex part? I mean, I do like food and compliments, but it does seem an awful lot of effort.

[tailblade.livejournal.com]

I would like to make the effort. It is an important human custom, and you are important also.