This, However, IS A Meme

[kseda.livejournal.com]

So many apologies...

DATING SINCE FOREVER

1) POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS (ONE PER COMMENT)
2) RESPOND TO OTHER PEOPLE
3) THOSE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG
4) ???
5) LOTS OF RANDOM SHIPPING PROFIT

stolen from mutantprom

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[thenormalsquint]

[Caution: has the sex drive of a nymphomaniac porno star. Or something like that.]

[slayersidekick]

[ That's okay, she likes it. ]

[thenormalsquint]

[Angela smiles that little smile that says she's up to no good. Again.]

Want to hear a secret?

[slayersidekick]

[ It's a brilliant smile that Willow's come to love. ]

Sure.

[thenormalsquint]

Well, two secrets. Only because I love you.

[She reaches up and twirls her fingers in the strands of hair behind Willow's ear.]

You hair is the most beautiful shade of red I've ever seen. Crayola can't even touch it.

[slayersidekick]

Two? I must be lucky today.

[ She grins seductively. ]

Aww, thanks, baby. And it's all yours, too.

[thenormalsquint]

Then I'm the lucky one, don't you think?

[Why yes, Angela is looking rather smug as she gently tugs Willow closer.]

When we first met, I really wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes before I wanted to know your name.

[slayersidekick]

I still say I am. Maybe we both are.

[ It's pretty well matched in the smirk on Willow's face as she slowly moves closer. ]

Do they?

[thenormalsquint]

I'm okay with sharing the luck.

[Hand now fully tangled in Willow's locks, Angela leans in a little closer, just enough that her breath ghosts over Willow's ear as she whispers.]

Not sure. I might need a reminder.

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ good thing the quiet-- okay, it's sookie, so not quiet; proper seeming-- ones are the kinkiest, then. ]

Morning, honey.

[thenormalsquint]

[And that is why Angela stuck around, right? Indeed.]

Mmmm... if you loved me, you'd let me sleep in five more minutes.

[Says the lump under the blankets.]

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I should go get rid of all the breakfast I made?

[ says the perky been awake for a while blonde. you have your very own housewife, angela. ]

[thenormalsquint]

Only if there's no bacon and coffee.

[She still hasn't moved, but what Sookie can't see is that there's a hand creep creeping towards her. Having a housewife is awesome.]

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

We've been datin' how long? [ gentle scolding is gentle, but there go the curtains. ] Out of bed, Angela Montenegro, before I have to come in and get you myself.

[thenormalsquint]

Too long? [Apparently that's the wrong answer since the sunlight blasts Angela in the face, causing her to burrow deeper under the covers.] Empty threat.

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Don't you get sassy at me, miz Montenegro. [ sookie slides under those covers, resting one hand on angela's hip. ] Oh really.

[exdemon]

Do we have to get out of bed today? I want to copulate more.

[thenormalsquint]

Copulate? There won't be anymore of that if you keep talking like that.

[exdemon]

What's wrong with copulate? It's a perfectly good word.

[thenormalsquint]

It's too scientific. So not sexy.

[exdemon]

I could try other words, or we could just have sex.

[thenormalsquint]

Or you can just stop talking and we can have sex.

...this is a combination to be FEARED.

[tiberiuskirk.livejournal.com]

[ sex drive of a nymphomaniac porno star you say? looks like james t. kirk finally met his match. ]

the neighbors will never stop complaining.

[thenormalsquint]

[Well, lookie here, Kirk. Your match walks into the room, naked as a jaybird, and leans up again the counter like all her business isn't hanging out.]

Hello.

did someone call for a babby

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

[ dawn rolls her eyes from her spot up on the counter, legs folded indian style and tucked under kirk's too big t-shirt. she takes another sip of tea tea and sets the cup down, shaking her head. ]

Oh my God, why am I dating the pretty naked people convention?