return of the babby meme

[biverbam.livejournal.com]

Remember that one time?

:>

Post here with one/some/all of your pups, then other folks can tag in, and no matter how ridiculous the pairing, ask you the following about their first child:

• Name
• Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
• Circumstances of Conception
• PB/Appearance
• Three Random Facts

Comments

[exdemon]

nomorevengeance

[couldbeavillain.livejournal.com]

why would I even

[exdemon]

Name: Haley Wells-Jenkins
Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Circumstances of Conception: A spell gone horribly wrong left Anya transformed into a man and Andrew transformed into a woman. A lot of alcohol caused them to have sex. Andrew ended up pregnant, and ended up carrying the baby to term before they turned him back into a man. They fixed Anya more quickly since she wasn't pregnant.
PB/Appearance: Wiktoria Gąsiewska



Three Random Facts:
- Anya and Andrew live together and raise Haley together, though they are both seeing other people. Eventually they get a condo with two apartments so that they can still both be with Haley and also with their respective loves.
- Andrew wanted to name the baby after Warren, but Anya wouldn't let him.
- Haley knows more about comics than her dad. She's also been known to beat him at the occasional video game. She's got about as much of a thought-to-voice filter as her mom, though.

[couldbeavillain.livejournal.com]

good god why are you so good at this and I apparently suck and have to think and think and think for a million years?

and wow Andrew and Anya make cute kids apparently.

[bigbad]

I have no idea. It's a gift, I suppose. I am gifted at making babies.

ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?

[aintnoconvict]

/relevant icon

[exdemon]

AHAHAHAHA. Okay.

Name: Marcus Benito Floop
Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House: So very Slytherin
Circumstances of Conception: Floop and Anya decided to celebrate the success of the Flooporium by hatching a bunch of dollar bills and having sex in the money.
PB/Appearance:
Three Random Facts:
-His dream job is to be an accountant.
-Anya isn't sure whether Glitch counts as the father as well or not, but she insists he pays child support.
-He has the strangest fashion sense ever.

[aintnoconvict]

THIS IS GLORIOUS and totally canon in the universe next door \o/