HOW ALAN SHORE EATS A REESE'S 1. Breaks it in half to share with Denny. 2. Denny then grouses about how he got the smaller piece, regardless of its actual size. 3. Alan offers to trade. 4. Denny refuses, as Alan's portion is now CONTAMINATED. 5. Alan breaks off the edges and eats those first, then eats the middle.
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HOW ALAN SHORE EATS A REESE'S
1. Breaks it in half to share with Denny.
2. Denny then grouses about how he got the smaller piece, regardless of its actual size.
3. Alan offers to trade.
4. Denny refuses, as Alan's portion is now CONTAMINATED.
5. Alan breaks off the edges and eats those first, then eats the middle.