ext_30921 ([identity profile] yourlivewire.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hamsterball2011-03-04 02:12 pm

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
(123) hey bb hw's it goin? L0L |

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shamelessly stolen borrowed from [livejournal.com profile] fountainofcod
thenormalsquint: (Default)

gdi stackhouse!

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-05 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
really? your own bed wasn't good enough? do you see me having sex on your dinner?

he had sex on lettuce in canon. i think pizza would be a step up :/

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
i got a burger with me right now. you can have sex on it if you want
thenormalsquint: (Default)

and more of a rounded sex meal. dairy, carbs, meat, veggies...

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-05 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
sorry. not quite one of my kinks.

jason objects and says he doesn't require meat from an outside source

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
then i don't get why you're complaining
thenormalsquint: (Default)

he certainly doesn't. until it falls off.

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-05 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HAD SEX ON MY FOOD.

that's what peen draining doctors are for!

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'LL GET YOU A NEW PIZZA GODDAMN
thenormalsquint: (Default)

but if it falls off, he needs more than just draining.

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-05 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE SEX ON THAT ONE TOO

the draining is to prevent the falling

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
only if it was with you, beautiful
Edited 2011-03-05 01:46 (UTC)
thenormalsquint: (Default)

oooh so that's how it works. /takes notes

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
flattery will get you nowhere.

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
how bout a little romance?

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
i will get you a new pizza and i promise not to fuck no one on it