ext_30921 ([identity profile] yourlivewire.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hamsterball2011-03-04 02:12 pm

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
(123) hey bb hw's it goin? L0L |

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shamelessly stolen borrowed from [livejournal.com profile] fountainofcod

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck is a baby einstein?

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
you watched it while you were doin her? was it from behind or something

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-04 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
A MOHAWK???????????????????????????????????????????????????

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
i thought you didn't trust the booze

/pats him

[identity profile] bonescientist.livejournal.com - 2011-03-05 02:07 (UTC) - Expand

[identity profile] gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com 2011-03-04 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
because i was prolly lying out my ass. my head can't fit in no fence!

[identity profile] gunsnotvoodoo.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
man, nobody lies about that shit when they're drunk. they lie about it once they're hungover later.

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
ok then, smartstuff. how does anyone's head get in a fence?
thenormalsquint: (Default)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-04 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?

sob, jason would

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
was as good of a mattress as i was gonna get
thenormalsquint: (Default)

gdi stackhouse!

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-03-05 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
really? your own bed wasn't good enough? do you see me having sex on your dinner?

he had sex on lettuce in canon. i think pizza would be a step up :/

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
i got a burger with me right now. you can have sex on it if you want

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selfmadman: (BECAUSE YOU DRANK IT ALL)

I HOPE YOU FEEL SPECIAL

[personal profile] selfmadman 2011-03-05 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
This beer is not sobering me up at all

I DO!

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
hair of the dog ain't instant. just keep drinkin
selfmadman: (unique mysterious and vast)

[personal profile] selfmadman 2011-03-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The dog's only got so much ahir
selfmadman: (Default)

[personal profile] selfmadman 2011-03-05 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hair.
Edited 2011-03-05 18:33 (UTC)

[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-05 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
well find another dog. or a cat if you're not picky

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[identity profile] eggplantgout.livejournal.com 2011-03-07 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
i vote for me. i'll be over in five