FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO INTRODUCE A NEWBIE WITH ~SONG~

To the tune of 'Statues and Stories (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atGIpg_JVWQ).'

[Resident]
What brought you here? Well, let's see.

In a central square, your beginning is here in a cave made by aliens.
We're held captive by talking, giggling hamsters that made us sing.

[Arrival]
We're what? Where the hell are we?

[Resident]
In this city, you've been abducted by aliens.

[Arrival]
What kind of aliens?

[Resident]
They look like hamsters, or they're just disturbing voices.

[Arrival]
Oh.

[Resident]
Taxon
In this central square, the beginning of your new life here.

[Arrival]
Is there a king; is there a queen?

[Resident]
There are psychics, demons, vampires and slayers to start.

[Arrival]
Taxon

[Resident]
Vampires…

[Arrival]
Vampires…

[Resident]
Central is where we start.

[Arrival]
This place looks kind of hodgepodge.

[Resident]
Well it's a mishmash of all our stuff…

[Arrival]
From our homes,
The melding of the worlds we knew.

[Arrival/Resident]
The worlds we knew.
In the central square…

[Resident]
In a city made of fake stuff and vampires.

[Arrival]
I heard that someone blew it up.

[Resident]
The explosions ignited there like a beacon coming out of the dark.
You could feel it…

[Arrival]
You could feel it…

[Resident]
You could follow…

[Arrival]
You could follow…

[Resident]
The spark.

[Arrival]
We’ve been abducted.

[Resident]
From an age to an age

[Arrival]
From an age to an age

[Resident]
In Taxon

[Arrival]
In Taxon

[Resident]
In Taxon

[Arrival]
In Taxon

[Resident]
The spark…

[Arrival]
The melding of…

[Resident/Arrival]
…the worlds.
It started then and there and here we are.
It’s a new old world to me.
It’s a new old world and we are here.

[Arrival]
In the central square

[Resident]
In a city made of fake stuff and vampires.

[Resident/Arrival]
Sometimes explosions are like a beacon coming out of the dark.

[Arrival]
You might feel it…

[Resident]
You might feel it…

[Arrival]
You might follow…

[Resident]
You might follow…

[Arrival]
You might feel it…

[Resident]
You might feel it…

[Arrival]
You might follow…

[Resident]
You might follow the spark.

[Arrival]
We’ve been abducted.

[Resident]
We’ve been abducted.

[Extras]
Ahhh.

[Arrival]
In Taxon

[Resident]
In Taxon

[Arrival]
In Taxon

[Resident]
In Taxon

[Resident]
The spark…

[Arrival]
The melding of…

[Resident/Arrival]
…the worlds.
It started then and there and here we are.
It’s a new old world to me.
It’s a new old world and we are finally here.