This, However, IS A Meme

[kseda.livejournal.com]

So many apologies...

DATING SINCE FOREVER

1) POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS (ONE PER COMMENT)
2) RESPOND TO OTHER PEOPLE
3) THOSE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG
4) ???
5) LOTS OF RANDOM SHIPPING PROFIT

stolen from mutantprom

Comments

aagghh you're a genius

[greenballadeer.livejournal.com]

You're trying to make me blush, aren't you? [sigh] Fine, as long as you don't make me sing it in public.

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubtle.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
'To be smut
It must be utterly without redeeming social importance.'

Pornographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really filthy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!

YOU ARE TOO.

[exdemon]

[She grins and hugs him.]

That's a fantastic song. And I like your voice. It's really sweet.

[greenballadeer.livejournal.com]

[snuggles! yay!]

My turn. Tell the story again of the time you met Janis Joplin.

/totally makes shit up

[exdemon]

[She grins.]

Well, this man she had been seeing cheated on her with a groupie. She was upset, of course, and I lucked out as the vengeance demon on call. I tore his spine out and got an autograph.

It is our duty to fill the gaps in canon.

[greenballadeer.livejournal.com]

Tearing his spine out? You'd think creative genius would be a little more, well, creative.

[exdemon]

Oh, it's entirely my fault. I completely choked. I was so nervous.

[greenballadeer.livejournal.com]

Don't sweat it. Fame does funny things sometimes. The first time I met Aretha, I thought I was going to pass out.