http://tailblade.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] tailblade.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hamsterball 2010-09-17 03:53 am (UTC)

The sequence begins with candles. Then I serve you food prepared with primitive electrical appliances. Then we eat the food, and I comment on the desirability of your various bodily features. That is the point in the sequence when you initiate sex. We must have sex near the candles without igniting ourselves. It is a delicate process.

I may need to take time to demorph and remorph. I hope you will not mind this interruption.

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