...isn't Once Upon A Time the most amazing and beautiful thing filled with joy and wonder like a magical candy mountain?

ALSO: 12/21/12 - ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES. There will be a number of tragic incidents of doomsday cults doing stupid shit but otherwise it's going to be cold as hell where I live and I'll spend most of the day on the phone reassuring my mom that all the wackiness is limited to the doomsday cults, and that she should have a happy solstice.